Who the hell am I?

You're probably asking that question by now. Or maybe you're asking yourself, why does beef jerky always have that little packet in it that says DO NOT EAT? Well, I can't answer that--but I wouldn't eat it if I were you. What I can do is tell you a little about me.

I'm 26. I graduated high school. I have a job. I'm from the planet Mifgroo. What my friends see is a very sophisticated robotic humaniod that I remotely control from the mothership parked in space approximately three million miles above the earth. I was sent here by the High Command to observe you puny little earthlings as punishment for crimes I'd rather not discuss. Seriously, I was REALLY bored one night at about 3:30 in the morning, so I decided to make my very first attempt at designing a website. I figured it would be way more fun than picking my nose (and less messy too). So here's my meager attempt at greatness. As I said before, if you don't like it, PISS OFF!


	ScottOnline \| home Who the hell am I? \| My Pet \| Cool Stuff Who the hell am I? You're probably asking that question by now. Or maybe you're asking yourself, why does beef jerky always have that little packet in it that says DO NOT EAT? Well, I can't answer that--but I wouldn't eat it if I were you. What I can do is tell you a little about me. I'm 26. I graduated high school. I have a job. I'm from the planet Mifgroo. What my friends see is a very sophisticated robotic humaniod that I remotely control from the mothership parked in space approximately three million miles above the earth. I was sent here by the High Command to observe you puny little earthlings as punishment for crimes I'd rather not discuss. Seriously, I was REALLY bored one night at about 3:30 in the morning, so I decided to make my very first attempt at designing a website. I figured it would be way more fun than picking my nose (and less messy too). So here's my meager attempt at greatness. As I said before, if you don't like it, PISS OFF!