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My Pet
Here is a picture of my pet alligator, Louis:
You probably can't see him, he's invisible.
Louis eats ALOT. He especially likes cats. Once my neigbor got REALLY pissed because Louis ate his cat and he called the APL. Louis got him back, though. One day, his wife went to take a shower, and there was Louis! Right in the bathtub! They got divorced shortly after that. I guess she doesn't like people to see her naked, even if it was only Louis. Ever since then, though, Louis has been bumping into stuff. Next week I'm gonna take him to the eye doctor and get him some glasses.
Louis has a friend. He's a caterpillar, and his name is Chavo. He lives on my friend Gary's lip. Louis likes to go and visit Chavo from time to time. Gary gets mad when Louis comes over, because he says it's hard to breathe with an alligator on his lip. That and he used to have a cat. Used to.
Louis can sing, too. He does a pretty good Elvis impression. He's kinda bashful about it, though.